From the Finishing Chute: A Day to Remember

13:09:18. My finishing time for a day I won’t easily forget. Tears well up and my throat tightens even as I write this. It was truly an epic day that merged the base and the transcendent, the serious and the jocular, the quick and the dead (energy-wise).
The Swim
The day began clear and calm with a 7:00 am gun and two laps of a 1.2 mile course in 63 degree Coeur d’Alene Lake. It seemed interminable--weak swimmer than I am, but I was able to remain calm amidst the inadvertent fisticuffs and maulings that happen when 1800 athletes aim for the same turn buoy a half mile away. An hour and twenty-five minutes later I was happy to be out of the water wobbling to the bike transition.
The Bike
After being peeled out of my wetsuit in one second flat by a two-person team of “wetsuit strippers,” I all but sauntered to the changing tent and then my bike. (It was going to be a long day after all, no need to overexert myself). On the bike, I felt very much at home and set a comfortable pace that would hopefully leave something on the run. Often called the “rolling buffet,” the bike leg is where you get most of your calories for the day, so I set to eating and drinking every 15 minutes--with my watch reminding me when it was feeding time.
Most of the course was quite beautiful, with some hills and wind. It was a wonderful feeling to be ticking off the miles at an OK rate and feeling well within myself. Around mile 81, I saw some friends who were volunteering as course marshals. They proffered good cheer and set me up for the last 30 miles back to Coeur d’Alene.
One hitch, which turned out to portend big problems ahead: my stomach started cramping about half way through the bike. To try to reset it, I cut back on my calorie intake--a hard thing for me to do since I knew this would have implications for the run. Unfortunately, it didn’t help, and I came into the bike-to-run transition with a crampy stomach having taken in about the half the calories I should have.
The Run
After a relatively quick change into my running gear, I passed through a startling gauntlet of female volunteers donning sunscreen slathered latex gloves and headed out onto the run. My legs felt surprisingly fresh. I started ticking off distance with short strides and was feeling positive about what lay ahead. My stomach, however, had other ideas.
It went from annoyingly painful to truly painful, and I had to start walking at mile two. (Warning: unrated talk of GI problems ahead). Still walking at mile 3, I stopped to throw up behind a late model Toyota. Then, (still walking) at mile 5, I laid down under a tree for about 10 minutes as a last ditch attempt to reset my stomach. I was starting to bump against a DNF (did not finish), which I could not believe I was actually considering. “These were dark times, young padawan.”
My siesta under the tree, though, did just enough. Over the next two miles (still walking!), my stomach started to unknot, and the referred pain I was feeling in my neck and back started to go away. And at mile 7, hosanna in the highest, I was actually able to start running again.
With the temperature in the 80’s and not having had anything to drink or eat for about an hour and a half, I was in an unrecoverable hydration/energy trough. But, I’d run between aid stations (about a mile apart) and walk through the stations while I took whatever fluids and calories I could. And I felt good, up until about mile 17, where I started feeling nauseated every time I ran.
But, nausea I could take. At least my stomach wasn’t painfully cramped. So, undeterred, I kept running/walking, taking in calories at the aid stations until, just for good measure, I threw up again at mile 20, behind a late model tree this time. I knew at that point that I could probably crawl to the finish (an official mode of locomotion according to the Ironman rule book--seriously!), so I just decided to abandon my quest for calories and sip easy-emptying water as I ran/walked to the line. And I certainly wasn’t alone.
Finding people surprisingly serious and silent on the bike leg, the slog of the run opened many people up to the exchange of bon mots (at least while walking). And, with the sun beginning to go down and the temperature dropping, it was actually a serene trip over those last six miles.
The Finish
At the turn onto Sherman street for the last quarter mile, the road was lined with hundreds of cheering spectators who slowly closed in until the passage was about the width of a house hallway for the last 50 meters. Just for a moment, I got a glimpse of what Lance Armstrong must feel riding through the throngs on L’Alpe d’Huez. Amazing.
About 20 meters before the finish, I met up with my two sons (5 and 3), and they came across the line with me (see photo up top, just after). That was very special. For all that my wife and kids have sacrificed so I could train, I felt privileged to share the experience with them. It was as much theirs as mine.
Now, five days adrift, I’m still turning the day over and over in my mind. For all the growing I did during my training, that really was just prelude to the experience of Coeur d’Alene. From the swim to the bike to the very eventful run, I was stripped down to my essence and got a rare chance to see who I really was. And I think I’ve become a better person because of it. Until next time. Cheers.
